That’s how they do it in Sea-Town
Mayor Murray Pardons Tofurkey and Challenges City Council to Food Drive
As absurd as “pardoning a turkey” is, at least a turkey is a living creature. Seattle’s head politician pardoned a blob of molded inedible paste.
“Seattle’s head politician pardoned a blob of molded inedible paste.” Umm, how exactally does one tell one from the other?