It’s a good thing

That Target wrote that press release for Moms Demand Attention!

Some idiot could have walked in there and had an accidental discharge.

An off-duty Honolulu police officer alleges he accidentally fired his gun while he was in the bathroom of a Target store on Saturday.

According to KHON, the officer took the Glock out of the holster, put it on the toilet paper dispenser, and accidentally shot it when he went to pick it up.

No one was injured, but the bullet ricocheted off the stall and into the wall of another stall. It’s unknown if anyone else was in the bathroom at the time, but the noise startled shoppers in the store.

And the selfish bastard that he is, the cop was the only one in the right spot in case the sound caused anyone to shit themselves.

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One Response to It’s a good thing

  1. Paul B says:

    Left it on the paper dispenser? Most likely fumble fingered it and tried to catch it as it landed. Never try to catch a dropped gun.

    did get a chuckle out of the shit my pants reference….hee hee.

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