Advice for Holiday Gatherings — Be Tolerant of Your Green Relatives

Those of you, like me, with granola-chewing relatives you’ll be encountering for the holidays might find it useful to simply categorize what we know to be misguided understanding of economics, science, and logic as, rather, a religious belief system. For example, here’s a liturgical tract:

Amen.

When you think of this sort of thing as religious belief, suddenly it’s not as big a deal to accept it in your loved ones. Seriously, it’s worked quite well for me as I’ve watched my daughter explore different…belief systems as she matures. If she finds meaning in it, and chooses to organize her life around it, how can I as a father object?

Their insistence that their religious practices are grounded in reality is, of course, a tenet of all religions that nonbelievers need not share.

But I ain’t gonna begrudge them their attempts to proselytize it, or practice their faith.

Just a helpful note for the holidays!

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4 Responses to Advice for Holiday Gatherings — Be Tolerant of Your Green Relatives

  1. Rivrdog says:

    OK, so who do I believe? Doctor Savage who says that Liberalism is a Mental Disorder, or this theory, which says Liberalism is a Religion?

    Maybe both, eh?

  2. Myles says:

    Did that really come off a packaged product???

  3. Davidwhitewolf says:

    I think it might have been from the back of a European restaurant menu (I found it at No Pasaran! — click the pic for the original post.).

  4. DFWMTX says:

    “Druid, I have sinned.”

    “Confess thy sins, child of the Earth.”

    “Today I was cold, and instead of putting on more clothes I turned up the thermostat.”

    “Say 10 Hail Gaias, 3 Al Gores, send a $10 donation to Greenpeace, and go and sin no more.”

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