The ravers need their fix

I guess blowing smoke up their ass isn’t doing for them anymore.

Obama shaped ecstasy pills hit the streets

President Barack Obama’s approval rating may be hovering in the 50 percent range, but that doesn’t mean America’s Commander-in-Chief isn’t catching on with new constituents.

There is now a line of Ecstasy pills made in the image of the 44th president of the United States, according to Texas police who have snatched a batch off the streets.

Ecstasy is known for a sense of elation, diminished feelings of fear and anxiety, and ability to induce a sense of intimacy with others.

Perhaps a good Election Day strategy to get out the vote?

That CBS reporter has now been fired, I’m sure.

One more comical fun fact about this: Ecstasy dehydrates your brain, causing it to shrink. After extended use, the shrinkage is permanent.

Fits progressivism perfectly, I think.