The Soundboard: Being Offensive Edition

I’d thought that I was impossible to offend. I figured that I’d seen most of what there is to see and hear, and that if someone was going to try and offend me, they would be more likely to just disgust me.

I mean, that was GG Allen’s whole schtick. Mappelthorpe’s “Bullwhip” was the perfect piece of art for the left: If you object to it because it was not only disgusting but also a waste of your tax dollars, you have to triple-preface your argument with “I’m not a homophobe”. And even if you do that, they’ll still acuse you of gay bashing or some such shit.

Sadly, with the Stimulus bill currently getting ready to get voted on, the US Congress has managed to do both offend and disgust me by treating me like the bullwhip handle.

So I’m going to try and return the favor. The Bloodhound Gang offends just about everyone I know, so here you go.

The Ballad of Chasey Lane

3.14

The Lap Dance is So Much Better Whent he Stripper is Crying

You Ain’t Got No Legs

If I have to tell you that these are NSFWomen/Work, then you haven’t been paying attention.

Enjoy!