Maybe having The Lightworker as President will get us a deal from Bloomsbury Publishing
Iranian state television has come to the conclusion that Harry Potter is a Zionist plot. The documentary, which you can watch here, features several “experts” discussing the wildly popular series of books and movies.
One of the experts quoted in the documentary says that Harry Potter is part of a “cultural crusade” and through the movies “they [Zionists] are indirectly saying: ‘join us.'”
The documentary, which shows many of the darker scenes from the series, concludes that elements of the Kabbalah are presented in the movies. One expert says that Harry Potter is portrayed as the Messiah and the film touches on Armadeggon, which he says fits into popular Christian Zionist beliefs.
Sadly for Iran, we eevviill Zionists turned the jihadis we had/have at Gitmo into Potter junkies. So maybe, if we air drop some of these subversive texts onto the Afghan/Paki border we can get them to fight amongst themselves.
Of course, that might also cause the Iranians to charge one of their cells in London with bombing the Bloomsbury offices. That would cause millions of Potter fans around the world to want to fight them (just hopefully not the ones who like to get dressed up in Hogwarts robes).