Kitteh Style
After having to chase Ulthar off the counters and tables with the squirt gun, The Wife has adopted the title I bestowed upon him while taking these pics the other day: Ulthar the Terrible
X-Style w/Teeth
XXX-Style w/Nuts
Oh, how The Wife cannot until she gets to take those from him.
And oh, how I’m going to keep stalling. So far, I’ve been able to pull a promise from her to wait until after I get back from the Gun Bloggers Rendezvous III.
And because she’ll be removing those small pieces of his body, I just couldn’t name him JohnMoses (one word, like osmosis).
NOM nom nom nom nom nom!
“THIS EVIL HAND WILL NEVER HURT ANYONE AGAIN! DIE, HAND OF EVIL! YYYAAAARRRGHHH!!”
If Ulthar is an indoor cat, the day will come when you tire of finding tomcat spray on everything at cat-butt level: walls, furniture, appliances, tools…
…Car seat….
…Tableware in open cabinets…
…Books….
The Day Will Come.