At least you know

Their phone calls will always be 30 minutes early.

Moved by claims that it will help the metabolism and productivity of his fellow citizens, President Hugo Chávez said clocks would be moved forward by half an hour at the start of 2008.

He announced the change on his Sunday television program, accompanied by his highest-ranking science adviser, Héctor Navarro, the minister of science and technology.

“This is about the metabolic effect, where the human brain is conditioned by sunlight,” Mr. Navarro said in comments reported by Venezuela’s official news agency.

Mr. Chávez said he was “certain” that the time change, which would be accompanied by a move to a six-hour workday, would be accepted.

Of course it will be accepted. Otherwise, the objector will be “late”.

As in “The late Mr. Morales”

So if I read this correctly, with only a six hour work day, less will get done, but it’ll not be complete a half an hour before is was supposed to get finished? Or will the same productivity goals be kept while cutting back the time to produce?

Who knew a dictator could change time and space?

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