WTF!?!
It’s always Saint Patrick’s Day here. Umm, notice the green all over the place.
Independance Day? Yep, we just don’t pinch people wearing red (as long as they’re also wearing white and blue).
Veteran’s Day? Yep, we just spend more money buying beers for current and former service folks.
Memorial Day? Yep, same as Veteran’s Day, only we make a respectful stop by the cemetaries before arriving at the pub.
MLK Jr. Day? Yep, but we switch to malt liquor.
Valentine’s Day? Uh-huh, just don’t put the roses in the bottle. It kills them.
Christmas? Oh hell yeah. We get drunk with the relates.
Thanksgiving? Strangest acts with a dead turkey you’ve ever seen, sonny.
Halloween? That is the reason for the costumes; so they cannot identify you.
So drink up. After you get done at the range, of course.