I have been remiss in telling you about my upcoming absence.
Next week, I will not be in the Land of the Free and the Home of the Brave.
Last Christmas, the mother formerly known as the Analog Mom laid upon myself and my wife and my brother and his wife tickets for a 5-day/4 night cruise into the Inside Passage and I will be leaving Monday.
I’ve never been on a boat this big, so it should be a trip in more ways than one. Also, despite what the wife will tell you, I’ve never been waited on hand and foot, so I’m going to have to remember my people skills.
If you have a some spare cash and want to take what I’m told is a hell of a cruise or you want to come out and wish us Ban Voyagee (pfft, yeah right), here be the itinerary.
If’n we get attcked by Killer Whales while tendering into Nanaimo or the ship gets overrun by jihadi canucks, I will the entirety of RNS to our good man David, who has the RNS trademark “Cold, Mean, Heartless and Cruel Administrator Power” while I’m gone. Y’all will have to shoot it out over my guns though. There’ll be a Teamster watching the place, so you’ll have to get past him before you can even start trying to crack your way into the vault that is “The Mens Room”.
I’m telling you this now because, well, I forgot before, and because it throws a wrench into my plans of playing music from this new album I’ve got that I wanted to load up.
Because I got favorable feedback from my last musical post, with Craig giving me keyboard ‘metal hands’ – \m/ \m/ – I have decided to just post up more metal for today and start with the new stuff whence I return.
Because just like a Barrett .50, I have too much metal for one hand – \mmm/
Good for you! Now for the homework assignment: Pictures, please! The wife and I are planning an inside passage cruise for next year, and we need some real photos (i.e. non-travel brochure) to drool over while we save and wait.
Dammit, I was going to do the too much metal for one hand sign.