His sloth makes your tax dollars jump into his wallet.
At least if you live in Idaho.
A former inmate in the Nez Perce County Jail is suing the county for one-thousand dollars because he says he had to buy bigger clothes for his trial because the jail denied him access to the exercise yard.
In a tort claim, the former prisoner, John Reese, says he was only allowed to use the exercise yard three times in nine-months.
He also says he suffered psychological damages and injuries because of his lack of exercise.
Reese says he got deep vein thrombosis and warts from his inactivity.
Three years ago, Reese was arrested after he was connected to the finding of 200 marijuana plants.
Myself, I think it was extended cases of both “The Munchies” and “Stoner Stare Time” that got to him.
I guess he’d never heard of jumping jacks or cell-floor pushups. The sad part is that, since it is only $1000, they probably just give it to him.