Watermelons from Pennsylvania

No, they’re not growing them there. Well, maybe in Philly.

Overshadowed by the Lieberman loss (and lost in my links file), was this story about the Penn Repubs giving the Green Party of Pennsylvania a helping hand.

Six staffers on Sen. Rick Santorum’s campaign – including an intern who tailed Democratic candidate Bob Casey Jr. in a duck costume – collected voter signatures to help place the Green Party on the fall ballot.

The residents at the Kos Kids Animal Farm and Petting Zoo are aghast that someone would desire power enough to play political “the enemy of my enemy is my friend”.

But only because they see the sedition of their own party as ‘patriotic’.

I haven’t seen any evidence of purges of Green Party Kos Kids from The Zoo, but I’m pretty sure I just haven’t gone down the comment thread far enough yet. I was laughing too hard at the near instant demand of national Instant Runoff Voting, a system that would have denied their savior, William ‘The Groper’ Clinton of both of his Presidencies.

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