Monthly Archives: August 2006

A quick explanation

I’ve gotten a few emails asking why I haven’t said anything about the probability of fidel castro’s having assumed room temperature. I must say that, every time I see a story such as this one Surgeons fought for hours to … Continue reading

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Life May Be “A Beach”

But when life becomes “A Beach”, you just need to get out on the water. Not that Miss Kendra and I needed an excuse, mind you

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Here’s Your Sign

The guy is asking for one in his lawsuit. How could I not use that post title? An Oregon outdoors enthusiast is suing the federal government for not posting a danger warning next to a cliff in the Mount Hood … Continue reading

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What is the first thing that goes through your mind

When you read this headline Police Looking For Stolen Nuclear Device My first thought was ‘Oh Shiznit!’. Because I was at work. Then I clicked on the story and this is what popped up Police in Renton are looking for … Continue reading

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Life is a Beach

If I had a dollar for every time I’ve heard that phrase… I’d have probably spent at least half of it on drinks with Miss Lucia

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You know you are in Montana when

There are multiple copies of Guns & Ammo magazine sitting next to multiple copies of Ladies Home Journal in the Maternity Ward Waiting Room. I think Craig from MTPolitics can back me up on this. And the wife keeps wondering … Continue reading

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Mo Money! Mo Money! Mo Money!

That is the only reply the American Left has when the topic of why American schools are failing not only to educate the students properly, but society in turning out a substandard product. Other than the nose-high world of “Art”, I … Continue reading

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107 Years Ago

Winston Churchill wrote a book titled “The River War”. An excerpt: Individual Moslems may show splendid qualities, but the influence of the religion paralyses the social development of those who follow it. No stronger retrograde force exists in the world. … Continue reading

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Can’t win on the issues

Seattle liberals and ‘progressives’ are afraid of losing their stranglehold on Washington State in the mid-term election in November. The state Republican Party has fielded the former CEO of Safeco Insurance, Mike McGavick, to run against incumbent junior Senator Maria … Continue reading

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At least they’re enterprising little capitalist potheads

For a while I was a believer in the legalization and sale of narcotics by the government. Then I grew up and realized that the inept bureacracy that is the government (be it federal, state or county) would never be able to under-sell … Continue reading

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