It’s for Charity

Yesterday, I mentioned how a wonderful Lebanese woman had called and nearly demanded that I meet her in Greece for the week. Sadly, I had to tell her I couldn’t join her due to prior commitments.

So what was I doing that was so important that had to turn her down?

I am giving my time to the “Shake Your Money Maker Foundation”

Every year aroudn this time the SYMMF holds a performance show with which they collect money for charities. When they first started, a number of the organizations they tried to give the money to turned down their offer, but over the past few years, they have grown to enjoy the performances and gladly take the donations.

I’m currently spending the rest of this weekend helping some of the ladies of the SYMMF perfect the coreography of their act, titled “Drill here: Domestic oil means independence”.

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I’m sure it’ll go over well with the men from the local VFW organization, who say they’ll be using most of the money to erect a new flagpole in front of their building. They’ll be using the rest of the funds for the erecting of some other things, but they didn’t specify exactly what. It doesn’t really matter, the ladies are just glad to help.

Just for clarification, the pool is merely a safety precaution; we wouldn’t want any bruising before the big show. The ladies will be ‘without a net’ on Monday night.

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