Lee at Right Thinking has a “Dick Cheney is so badass…” meme up. If you got something to add, head on over. Otherwise, there is plenty there to chuckle at.
My favorite so far is from ‘Section 8’ – “Cheney is so bad ass that even Michael Moore buys his stock.”
Drumwaster reminds folks in the comments that this has been done before by the Ace of Spades. The winner of that contest was Skinbad with “His snarl was formed at an early age. While breastfeeding, he’d tell his dad to “Back the fuck off.â€