Hello everyone, this is Dr. Lucious Thai reporting to from the Occidental Tush Institute.
The Professor is off partying in far away lands and can’t get to a computer right now, at least according to the message on my voicemail.
Unfortunately for you, I don’t have a whole lot of time either.
By the time you read this, I should be waking up with a princess, having attended the OTI costume ball with her.
Now you go to your party with your princess, mine looks good enough to eat.
How could the Professor take his squeeze to a Masked Ball and not put a mask on her?
Sort of takes the surprise away.
Fooey (NOT)!