As a Professor of Booty Theory, I have had many chances to meet women available for marriage, but even after all these years, I have not taken the opportunity to take the vows of matrimony.
I guess what I am trying to say is that I am not a ‘Father’ and have never really celebrated the holiday.
Now, while I do not plan on changing those facts, they will not keep me from giving Fathers around the world celebratory material. Over this weekend, I will be bringing you some of my Spankable Ladies who are worthy of a verbal ‘Wooo Mama!’
So get the wife, have her take the kids out of the immediate area, preferably to the park or the Chuck E. Cheese. These will be tasteful, yet still very NSFWWMGAEK (Not Safe For Work, Wife, Mom, Grandma And Especially Kids).
And without further ado, or comment….Enjoy, Gentlemen.
