With all of the left wingers going nuts about demanding an ‘Exit Strategy’ for Iraq, I should have thought this up instead of waiting for The Onion to do so.
Almost a year after the cessation of major combat and a month after the nation’s first free democratic elections, President Bush unveiled the coalition forces’ strategy for exiting Iraq.
“I’m pleased to announce that the Department of Defense and I have formulated a plan for a speedy withdrawal of U.S. troops from Iraq,� Bush announced Monday morning. “We’ll just go through Iran.�
Of course! It was all so simple!
Found at Right Thinking