Where I’d stick them scissors if they came at me.
Recently, one of my readers wrote saying that my school, UNC-Wilmington, had the craziest feminists in the entire nation. That was incorrect. The honor belongs to the University of New Hampshire (UNH).
This March, posters depicting a woman grasping a hammer with “Feminism� stamped on the handle were hung all over campus. The Feminist Action League (FAL) organized the on-campus event, which featured poetry readings, skits, monologues and an open microphone.
One member of FAL was quoted as saying that “Ninety-nine percent of sexual perpetrators are men. They are the root cause of the rape and oppression against women.� That pretty much sums up the tone of the event.
One FAL member’s monologue follows: “Hello, my name is Mary Man-Hating-Is-Fun. I am 23 years old, and I am what a feminist looks like. Ever since I learned to embrace my feminist nature, I found great joy in threatening men’s lives, flicking off frat brothers and plotting the patriarchy’s death. I hate men because they are men, because I see them for what they are: misogynistic, sexist, oppressive and absurdly pathetic beings who only serve to pollute and contaminate this world with war, abuse, oppression and rape.â€?
Other members of the FAL wore scissors around their necks and sang a song about castration.
Bring it on honey. You seem to have forgotten, I’m naturally bigger, naturally stronger and naturally better at being able to defend myself.
I’ve made women walk funny before, but not because of where I stuffed an item she came to assault me with.