Iraq’s wildly popular new television show features a nightly parade of men, most with bruised faces, confessing to all kinds of terrorist and criminal acts.
“Terrorism in the Hands of Justice” is the Iraqi government’s slick new propaganda tool. Its televised confessions, the police say, aim to discredit the armed resistance and advertise the government’s success at cracking down on gangs.
First up, we should do this for pedophiles, then rapists, then drunk drivers. We can work on getting enviro-fascists in there too, but only if they give up their cohorts.
Of course, Ian at Inoperable Terran thinks we should send Paris Hilton over there to spice up their show.
I could go for that.
Let’s have a little fun with this suggestion: Imagine what terror crime Paris Hilton could confess to:
1. Impersonating a human
2. Acting with head up ass
3. Maintaining a lewd and obscene set of genes
There might be other nominations. Try your best.