By now you have probably seen the list of questions that were asked by Canadian, Matthew Good. Karol at Alarming News has answered them, Emperor Misha has answered them and now I will answer them in my own special way.
Q-1) How come so many of your citizens thought that Saddam Hussein had something to do with 9/11?
A-1) Because when a group of people attack your country screaming ‘Death to America’ and another group of people stand next to them screaming the same thing, it is easy to get them confused? More on this in later answers.
Q-2) How come so many of your citizens know so little about other places? I’ve met a lot of Americans and only three of them knew that Ottawa was the capital of Canada, and most of them had college degrees.
A-2) Why the hell should we give a rats ass about a trivia question answer like the capital of Canada? At least until we annex your country for the overdue list of fees pertaining to the provision of military protection for Canada for 50 years.
Q-3) How come so many of your citizens know nothing about the history of US foreign and covert policy? Why aren’t they taught about American involvement in places like El Salvador, Chile, Colombia, Guatemala, Iraq, Iran, and a very long list of other places around the world?
A-3) Because they were ‘covert’. Leftists lying about supposed ‘atrocities’ committed while ignoring those of the communist supported armies is nothing more than hypocrisy.
Q-4) How come most of your citizens supported the invasion of Iraq? Is it because they didn’t have all the facts or because they just wanted to see someone pay for 9/11 and were open to suggestions?
A-4) We’d been being very nice to Iraq since the 1991 armistice and Americans were tired of play friendly with that jackass.
Q-5) After the world found out that there weren’t any weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, and President Bush announced that he was calling off the search for them, why didn’t your citizens demand that President Bush be impeached? After all, they tried to impeach Bill Clinton for lying about getting a blow job – and no one was even killed because of that.
A-5) Because even Canada thought Hussein had WMD. Hell, Hussein’s generals thought they had WMD.
And speaking of ignorance Matt, we didn’t just TRY to impeach Clinton, we DID impeach him. For someone who is calling Americans ignorant, you sure don’t seem to know squat. But then again, you’re Canadian, so I guess we have to forgive you.
Q-6) How come some Americans think these sorts of questions are bad?
A-6) Because they’re ignorant Canadian questions. You don’t pay taxes here and benefit from our citizens taxes. Why do you get to ask any questions?
Q-7) How come your citizens don’t care that the CIA and the Department of Defense don’t have to disclose information to them, even though the Constitution says that they do?
A-7) Same as #3. American national security trumps their reporting responsibilities as was found Constitutional by the SCOTUS during the 1930’s and every other time the question about security disclosures has arrived at their benches.
I understand that you and yours wouldn’t understand about things like the rule of law. After all, your province of Quebec is going to allow your immigrant population to put natives on trial under Sharia religious law in the coming months.
Q-8) You make more weapons than anyone else in the world. How come America?
A-8) Because we’re good at it.
Q-9) How come it’s legal to own an assault rifle but two men or two women can’t get married?
A-9) Because the right to keep and bear arms is guaranteed under our Bill of Rights and marriage is not. It is just that easy.
As a side note, I would like to hear you recite a description of an ‘Assault Rifle’ in one sentence. Here is a hint: there is no such thing, just like there is no such thing as an assault pistol or an assault shotgun or an assault knife. The media has convinced you there is.
Was the Kool-Aid tasty, Matt?
Q-10) Why do you spend more money on defense than education and healthcare?
A-10) Because without defense, you cannot have education OR health care. Unless you’re Canada and you can leech off American taxpayer funded defense.
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All in all, I hear this leftist pap every night on left wing looney radio here in Seattle. This guy is not only uneducated, he’s lazy and boring.
Oh wait, he’s Canadian. I forgot.