Twat a Loser

Scott Ritter; sex offender and reporter for al-Jazeera was in my fair state the past couple days, making anti-Bush rhetoric and pro-Islamofascist speeches to the masses in and around the state capital of Olympia.

In his ramblings, he decided that he needed to punch up the atmosphere and said something that has the local left wing all abuzz,

SCOTT RITTER SAYS U.S. PLANS JUNE ATTACK ON IRAN

Scott Ritter, appearing with journalist Dahr Jamail yesterday in Washington State, dropped two shocking bombshells in a talk delivered to a packed house in Olympia�s Capitol Theater. The ex-Marine turned UNSCOM weapons inspector said that George W. Bush has “signed off” on plans to bomb Iran in June 2005, and claimed the U.S. manipulated the results of the recent Jan. 30 elections in Iraq.

Olympians like to call the Capitol Theater “historic,” but it’s doubtful whether the eighty-year-old edifice has ever been the scene of more portentous revelations.

On Iran, Ritter said that President George W. Bush has received and signed off on orders for an aerial attack on Iran planned for June 2005. Its purported goal is the destruction of Iran�s alleged program to develop nuclear weapons, but Ritter said neoconservatives in the administration also expected that the attack would set in motion a chain of events leading to regime change in the oil-rich nation of 70 million — a possibility Ritter regards with the greatest skepticism.

Of course, Ritter-the-Kiddie-Diddler would not reveal his source/s on this hot topic, which leaves me only to remind everyone of Congressman Maurice Hinchey�s comments from over the weekend alleging that there was �A Rovian Plan� to give CBS the fake documents,

All the left wing has is wild accusation and conspiracy theory.

I heard Mr. �I Took Money From Saddam� Ritter on the loony left wing radio channel last night, espousing all that is reported in the link above and more. Most of the new info was just crap about how Israel is tying the US to this June bombing plan.

Wooo-doggie! I hope I didn�t scare any of my co-workers with my maniacal laughter.

Oh and BTW, if the attack does not happen in June, they�ll say that it was only because �They exposed the plans to the world� and the US and Israel had to call it off.

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