Going in the Wrong Direction

The were decades of jokes singling out the Polish for doing things backwards.

Maybe now, we�ll have to substitute �Pollock� for �Limey�

Burglars get unwanted Valentine’s card

Burglars in a south London suburb are set to receive a special Valentine’s Day card next week from a rather unwelcome admirer – the police.

As part of an operation to fight burglary in Croydon, the Metropolitan Police said it was fitting houses in hot spot neighbourhoods with anti-burglary forensic coding systems, known as Smartwater.

Known offenders in the area will meanwhile receive a card signed by Chief Superintendent Vicki Marr that reads on the front, “Thinking of you and what you do at this time of year”.

How about the nanny state in the UK just let homeowners arm themselves appropriately?

I think that would make burglars a little more afraid to break in.

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