Daily Archives: February 8, 2005

Going in the Wrong Direction

Posted on February 8, 2005 by Professor Booty

The were decades of jokes singling out the Polish for doing things backwards. Maybe now, we�ll have to substitute �Pollock� for �Limey� Burglars get unwanted Valentine’s card Burglars in a south London suburb are set to receive a special Valentine’s … Continue reading →

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Crime must have been pretty bad

Posted on February 8, 2005 by Professor Booty

In Bristol, Connecticut. The police there went from wearing 9mm Glocks as their standard issue sidearm to wearing 40MM�s. Now that�s my kind of constable. Must be some pretty hefty fellas there to be able to handle the recoil�� Oh … Continue reading →

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Mwahahahaha!

Posted on February 8, 2005 by Professor Booty

Mwahahahaha! Howard Dean’s Last Opponent Bows Out of Chairman’s Race Mwahahahahahaha! Found at Right Thinking

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Tear Down the Golden Gate Bridge

Posted on February 8, 2005 by Professor Booty

It is a danger to humanity. From The OmbudsGod According to the San Francisco Chronicle, About 1300 people have successfully committed suicide from the Golden Gate Bridge. That�s about 200 more than Americans who have been killed in action in … Continue reading →

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Its Called Recycling

Posted on February 8, 2005 by Professor Booty

Say it one time with me� FREAK! Apartment floor collapses from weight of old magazines A Tokyo apartment floor has collapsed from the weight of old magazines and newspapers piled up over 20 years, police said. No one was seriously … Continue reading →

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