You’ve probably been saying to yourself

“Self, where has David, the RNS resident legal eagle, gone off too?”

You could say that he has been hosting his own episode of “House M.D.“.

Here it is in his own words:

A cautionary tale: So this all started out with my cholesterol meds. I began taking Simvastatin about a year ago. Fast forward to Memorial Day this year, when I caught a stomach virus. I threw up dry-heave bile more than fifty times in the next day or so, nonstop. I was already dehydrated; that made it worse. Not eating for a couple days straight didn’t help either. Unknown to me or anyone else, I developed pneumonia — potentially fatal for me as I lost my spleen many years ago. I finally went in to see the doc on Thursday.  She diagnosed stomach flu (duh!) but because she wasn’t my regular doc, she ordered some tests.

These saved my life.

Back home from the doc, resting and looking forward to the weekend, I felt fine but tired. Little did I know…how often in life will you get a call like this?

“Hello, David? Yes I know it’s after six pm, I’m sure you’re surprised to hear from me. Listen, I just got your tests back and you are in both kidney failure and liver failure. You could go into seizures at any moment. Hang up with me and call 911.”

I still felt fine, but got the ambulance ride to the hospital and I’m still here a week later. What they think happened is this:

Rabdomyalysis is massive breakdown of muscle tissue. It can be triggered by, inter alia,  a year on statin drugs, or a bacterial infection, both of which I had. That gave a false indication (creatinine) that my liver was failing (it wasn’t). They thought it was for a time, and I had ER docs wandering over to chat with me because I was lucid and aware when the tests were indicating I should be drooling braindead mush.

More seriously, my kidneys were overloaded by the rabdomyalysis (acute tutular necrosis), and I needed immediate dialysis, which has continued every other day or so. I’m slowly but steadily urinating more each day, so the kidneys are taking their time coming back online, but permanent dialysis is, I think, not in my future.

I’m still fighting some bacterial crap. One fun thing about hospitalization is the docs trying to figure out every little anomalous thing about you. In my case, a bike accident as a kid ruptured my spleen into scores of pieces all throughout my abdomen. The surgeon couldn’t get them all and suspected the remaining pieces might regenerate into mini spleens. Well, the docs were freaking out about these eight weird soft-tissue blobs that showed up in my cat scan, like alien chestbursters scattered throughout my body. I seem, in fact, to have eight mildly functional spleens! Kewl, eh?

As for hospital life, I was in ICU for four days; I’ve been stable since and am in a nice private room with a view of Mount Diablo. I have great food (really!), great care, and its just a matter of time till the infections go away, kidneys restart and I’m outta here. Maybe another week. Frustrating, but its nice to be alive, so I can’t complain. No blogging though — I just have my blackberry with me and we never figured out how to post from that.

Lesson learned: when you pass 40, see your doc early and often for things you might have toughed out on your own as a younger man.

David

An update from last night: He’ll most likely be released this afternoon or evening but will still need dialysis three times a week until the creatinine levels go down to normal.

Once he gets home I’m sure he’ll have lots to say, so wish him luck and check back for updates from the man himself.

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Hopefully, just the first of many

When you’re LEO murdering brother asks you to help him and his accomplice hide, TELL HIM NO!

Or this could be you

The sister of cop killer Maurice Clemmons was sentenced this morning to five years in prison for helping her brother’s alleged getaway driver following the massacre of four Lakewood police officers late last year.

A jury convicted LaTanya Clemmons, 34, of two counts of first-degree rendering criminal assistance last Thursday.

Pierce County Superior Court Judge Stephanie Arend previously ruled that LaTanya Clemmons should be sentenced on only one count.

Pierce County prosecutors Stephen Penner and Kevin McCann filed a pleading Tuesday asking Arend to reconsider that ruling. They wanted Arend to sentence Clemmons on both counts, to a maximum of 10 years in prison.

Arend stuck with her prior ruling Thursday morning and sentenced LaTanya Clemmons to five years in prison. The standard range for rendering criminal assistance is six months to a year in jail, but the jury found that Clemmons’ crimes were worse than normal, qualifying her for the maximum penalty prescribed by law.

I’m relatively happy with five. Though I won’t cry if she gets the 10 year sentence.

My only worry about her getting the full 10 is that they’ll see this first conviction as “job done” and go easy on the rest of the family.

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Well, that ends that discussion

Seems other folks weren’t too happy with the NRA exemption to the DISCLOSE Act.

Following a rebellion by two important factions of rank-and-file House Democrats, Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) has pulled a campaign-finance bill opposed by a broad coalition of special interest groups, including the U.S. Chamber of Commerce.

Well now, let us see what other brain-dead maneuvers they’ll try to use to block free speech.

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What will AlGore do with his evenings

That was the first question that ran through my mind when I read this headline

Chatroulette Plans Penis-Recognition Algorithm to Block Users

There’s something exhilarating about meeting someone new, whether it’s in a coffee shop or online. That is, until your new pal pulls a Lyndon Johnson and gets really friendly.

That sort of behavior is pretty common on Chatroulette, where users can “meet” and chat with random people with a click of a mouse. But to cut down on the parade of penises, the service is planning to add image-recognition software that will filter out shots of male genitalia.

Which is probably why they now have the word “pervy” in the headline.

Bastards. Taking all my fun away and stuff.

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Too Damn Funny

Joe Barton Would Like to Apologize

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Whomever thought this was a good idea

Will probably get promoted.

Russian Parliment votes to strengthen KGB successor

Russia’s parliament on Friday voted to boost the powers of the successor to the Soviet KGB, allowing it to summon people it believes are about to commit a crime and threaten jail for those who disobey its orders.

Rights groups said the proposed regulations could be used by the FSB security service to detain opposition activists and independent journalists and undermine President Dmitry Medvedev’s promises to foster civil rights.

I saw this story over the weekend and figured I’d hold onto it until the group did something worthy of bringing it up.

I didn’t even have to wait a week.

Police seize 100,000 anti Vladimir Putin books

The book, which has a total print-run of one million copies, aims to “tell the truth about the real results of the leadership of Putin and the tandem”, Mr Nemtsov, a former deputy prime minister, wrote in his blog on Monday.

Mr Putin served two terms as president from 2000 onwards before being elected as prime minister. He is still viewed as Russia’s strongest political figure in a power tandem with his ally President Dmitry Medvedev.

Earlier this month, Mr Putin said that he supported opposition protests as long as they were within the law.

Somebody forgot that he “makes the law”. It’s the Russian way.

So, will the world finally see that we have yet another fascist who used to be a communist?

Probably not. The people that matter (aka: The EU leaders and Obama) would probably like to have the power he has and will ignore his latest maneuver.

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Finally!

Something to actually like about the NRA making a deal with the Democrats on the DISCLOSE Act.

It pisses off Dennis Hennigan

It’s now clear that the Democratic leadership in Congress has turned the reins of power over to the National Rifle Association. Is it time to make it official and elect the NRA’s Wayne LaPierre Speaker of the House?

Another HuffPo poster, Lawrence Lessig, is even more sad panda over it

Pathetic and puny victories are defeats, not victories. And they are certainly not the sort of resolve that will convince anyone that “change” has come to Washington. Not even those who thought they were already convinced.

Otherwise, I’m still on the fence and leaning towards not being happy with the NRA.

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Was it ever really that big of a secret?

I mean, my gaydar sucks and even I knew it.


Soccer Officially Announces It Is Gay

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Gonna have to get on it

So that I can stay on the top of the food chain.

Zombie Workout: Get Fit Enough to Fight the Undead

Found via the AoSHQ

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This is good

Two Billionaires advocating that other Billionaires donate/leave at least half of their fortunes to Charitable causes.  Not only does the money go to good causes (hopefully), it’s that much less money the government gets to take.

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