Author Archives: Professor Booty

Random Strange Thoughts

Posted on August 31, 2005 by Professor Booty

I always wanted to have the last name “Huwa� so that I could play professional baseball. Position: First Base. Think about it. Laugh.

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Video Killed No One

Posted on August 30, 2005 by Professor Booty

The radio star was a whiny bitch. For some non-whiny bitches, you should go to Nukevet Neal’s place and watch this short video he took of Hurricane Katrina shaking the trees on his property in Baton Rouge. Then come back … Continue reading →

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The Good, The Bad and The Ugly

Posted on August 30, 2005 by Professor Booty

I present to you, two sets of photos. One will make you smile (the good), the other may cause you to throw something (the bad and the ugly all wrapped up in one). Please take them in moderation. First up, … Continue reading →

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Sounds Like Freedom to Me

Posted on August 29, 2005 by Professor Booty

If you haven’t already, go here and take a look at the draft of the Iraqi Constitution. I have read it and am inspired by the Iraqi legislators and their wanting to make a better Iraq after the sacrifices by … Continue reading →

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One of those sad stories with a happy ending

Posted on August 29, 2005 by Professor Booty

Late last year, shortly after the end of hunting season, my co-worker, Ron, went on vacation for the holidays. When he returned home, he found that he had been robbed. Namely, robbed of all of his firearms. The thieving bastards … Continue reading →

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Not Looking Good

Posted on August 28, 2005 by Professor Booty

As you’ve probably heard, New Orleans is under a mandatory evacuation order. People are being made to sign waivers stating that they know there will be no emergency services available if they refuse to leave. When the government is afraid … Continue reading →

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Good News = 2 / Bad News = 1

Posted on August 28, 2005 by Professor Booty

Good News #1. New guns, new guns, new guns, I got New Guns! You shall see them tomorrow. Bad News #1 It was too darn hot to sleep yesterday, so I’m going to the rack as soon as this posts. … Continue reading →

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Posted on August 27, 2005 by Professor Booty

UPDATE: So that we stop bothering a very nice lady named Sara whose email addy mine is very close to, we are changing this up. I apologize to all the folks who have added the ‘old’ new email addy to … Continue reading →

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Workweek Over….

Posted on August 27, 2005 by Professor Booty

Must sleep! 49 clocked hours in four days, plus a dentist appointment yesterday morning means I feel like a zombie. And for all you hunters of the undead out there, this zombie shoots back, so make your first one good. … Continue reading →

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Loons of a Feather

Posted on August 26, 2005 by Professor Booty

It seems that the neo-Nazi community is in full agreement with Casey Sheehan’s mother and her fellow travelers and will be joining her in Crawford this weekend. Color me unsurprised. Anyone with a pair of brain cells bouncing around knows … Continue reading →

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