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I’ve always thought of “Won’t Get Fooled Again” by The Who was perfect, but I don’t know how well the title works to describe Obama.
“Cult of Personality” by Living Color?
“Oops, I did it again!” by Britney Spears
His campaign and support are best described by the song from the Muppets movie,
“I’ll get you want you want”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ViT4qKIUmM
If you want just a song title, well “Miserable Failure” is apparently a song title.
“Dreams I’ll Never See”. I prefer the cover version by Molly Hatchet.
Rollins Band, “Liar”.
OK how about the Beatles song “I’m a Loser”
After some thought…
Henry Rollins, ‘Liar’.
Send in the clowns
‘Freaky Styley’ by the Red Hot Chili Peppers
(The refrain: “F*!k ’em, just to see the look on their face.”)
I Put A Spell On You comes to mind, by Screamin Jay Hawkins or probably more appropriately sung by Bette Midler in the movie – Hocus Pocus !
“Tobacco Road”
“You can’t always get what you want”
-Rolling Stones
“You’re so Vain”
“Another day, another heartache,” “Puppet Man,” or “No Love in the room,” all by the 5th Dimension.
“Dancing queen,” “money money money” or “Waterloo” by Abba
“Desperate but not serious” by Adam and the Ants
“Permanent vacation” by Aerosmith
“Psychobabble” “I’d rather be a man,” “Money Talks,” “Days are numbered,” and many, MANY others by the Alan Parsons Project
“Crash and burn” by the Bangles
“The Clown Song” by Beccy Cole
“House of Shame” by the Bee Gees
“Masquerade” by Berlin
“Big Shot” by Billy Joel
….. too many to list, really.
“Oh Lord It’s Hard To Be Humble” (when you’re perfect in every way) by Mac Davis
Was gonna say “Low Rider” by WAR – but “Liar” by Queen might be better.
http://youtu.be/n8-1slvX8Co
I tried this before, if it duplicates remove one: “Liar” by Queen: “Nobody believes me…”
Master of Puppets – Metallica
You ever see those folks on ‘American Idol’ or similar shows who think they’re hot shit, and after they open their mouths or bust their moves the judges totally tear them to shreds? Yeah, Obama is that person.
Only thing is the judges expect us to enjoy Beetovan’s ‘Ode to Joy’ as preformed by the choir of screeching cats with vuvuzela and nails-on-chalkboard accompaniment.
Burning Down the House (Talking Heads)
Road to Nowhere (Talking Heads)
Don’t Let it Bring You Down (Neil Young)
My City Was Gone (Pretenders)
If Looks Could Kill (Heart)
After re-reading the lyrics, they are perfect. Living Colour predicted this in 1988, or they were time travelers. But, if they were time travelers they would have bet on the Chicago Cubs to beat Miami in the 2015 World Series and become filthy rich.
Lyrics for Cult Of Personality By Living Colour
Look in my eyes, what do you see?
The cult of personality
I know your anger, I know your dreams
I’ve been everything you want to be
I’m the cult of personality
Like Mussolini and Kennedy
I’m the cult of personality
The cult of personality
The cult of personality
Neon lights, a Nobel Prize
Then a mirror speaks, the reflection lies
You don’t have to follow me
Only you can set me free
I sell the things you need to be
I’m the smiling face on your T.V.
I’m the cult of personality
I exploit you still you love me
I tell you one and one makes three
I’m the cult of personality
Like Joseph Stalin and Gandhi
I’m the cult of personality
The cult of personality
The cult of personality
Neon lights a Nobel Prize
A leader speaks, that leader dies
You don’t have to follow me
Only you can set you free
You gave me fortune
You gave me fame
You gave me power in your own god’s name
I’m every person you need to be
Oh, I’m the cult of personality
I’m the cult of, I’m the cult of, I’m the cult of, I’m the cult of
I’m the cult of, I’m the cult of, I’m the cult of, I’m the cult of personality
The Platters’ “The Great Pretender,” or Led Zeps’ “Dazed and Confused.”
He’s Got the Whole World in His Hands (at least he thinks so)
“Wasted Days and Wasted Nights”
Pinhead – The Ramones
Loser – Beck
I’m Bad Like Jesse James – John Lee Hooker
I’d Love to Change the World – Ten Years After
Riff Raff – AC/DC
Nightmare – Artie Shaw
It’s Time to Go Now – Gladys Knight and the Pips
Horst Wessel Leib.
by Some Kraut.
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Jim
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Galveston, TX
I gotta submit one more. Although there are a few good Rush songs like “The Enemy Within” or “Double Agent”, the best fit has to be “Malignant Narcissism”. Oh, and “Where’s My Thing”. Ha.
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Any suggestions I came up with would have resulted in all of us being investigated by the Secret Service…