He’s got legs

He knows how to use them.

Man steals AR-15 from Walmart

Police are asking for help finding a suspect who stole an assault-style rifle and 150 rounds of ammunition from the Walmart on Airport Road in South Asheville.

Investigators say the thief broke into a locked gun cabinet in the sporting goods section of the store about 10 p.m.Tuesday.

Surveillance video shows the man stealing an AR-15 rifle and then stuffing the rifle down his pants and exiting the store.

The suspect is described as white and 30-35 years old. He is believed to be 5-feet-8 to 5-feet-10 and 150 pounds with short brown hair. He was wearing a white and blue baseball cap, white T-shirt, blue jeans and a black jacket. The suspect may be traveling in a white, newer model, four-door sedan.

Investigators say the rifle and ammo were valued at $920.

Dude walks in an limps out. It appears their security is as good at protecting property as their associates are at customer service.

For his next trick, he’s going to walk in an ride out on a bicycle.

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2 Responses to He’s got legs

  1. Sennin says:

    As far as the bicycle trick, they already do that on a regular basis … nobody stops them on instructions from higher-ups … go figure …

  2. formerly dfwmtx says:

    Were I a nutso liberal, I’d read this story and be torn. On one hand according to modern progressive doctrine, megacorps like Wal-Mart steal from the American people every day, blah blah blah, so someone taking the tiniest cut into their profits is looked on as a saboteur for the great glory of the proletariat. On the other hand, he stole a gun, and most especially worrying an AR-15, symbol of American imperialist capitalism (ever notice how the gun control progressive libs only seem to bitch about ARs, not AKs; I guess complaining about comrade Kalashnikov’s gift to worldwide communist revolution is too close to bitching about the evils of socialism), so this is double-plus bad. Better find that missing AR-15 before it convinces the thief to go shoot up a school. Obviously the guy should’ve stolen something more useful to the cause of social justice, like alcohol or a TV or wheel rims.

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