A giggle for the weekend

Sorry, I’ve been resolving some mechanical difficulties and the domino effect has been effecting my ability to operate the free ice cream machine.

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3 Responses to A giggle for the weekend

  1. dfwmtx says:

    So true, so true.
    Womban; “Society doesn’t respect the relationship I have with my girlfriend.”
    I: “Not when you openly diddle her on the bus, it doesn’t.”
    Womban: “Society doesn’t respect how I express my sexuality!”
    I: “You were charging people to have you spank them! Whaddaya expect when you hand the undercover cop a menu of prices for various BDSM acts?”
    Womban: “No one sees how great my writing is!”
    I: “You haven’t tried to publish anything, and I can tell you ripped off characters from at least 3 copyrighted sources.”
    Womban: “I can’t get a job!”
    I: “You have no high school diploma or GED, or skills. You also put more in more time on World of Warcraft than job searching on CareerBuilder or Craigslist.”

  2. I’m thinking she’s had enough sandwiches!

  3. Rolf says:

    With an attitude and a waistline like that, she might not like the sort of sandwich she gets handed…. Just say’n.

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