The woman in this story is on my “Someone I need to meet” list.
The best man at a wedding was left battered and bloodied after he was hit in the head by a fast-moving dildo.
The flying phallus left Darwin architect Jure Skumavc, 31, nursing a split forehead.
Mr Skumavc said he was injured by the bullet-shaped, pink, sex toy – measuring about 12cm in length – at a bucks party to farewell friend’s Peter Rolih’s bachelorhood.
Mr Skumavc was still sporting a scar on his forehead at Mr Rolih’s wedding nearly three weeks after being dinged by the artificial dong. The darting dildo drama unfolded on December 28 in a rented two-bedroom unit in Brisbane.
Mr Skumavc said about eight other friends joined Mr Rolih for the party.
He said a scantily clad exotic dancer appeared after awhile and was soon performing her party trick: shooting dildos at the guests.
Mr Skumavc said those who had seen the infamous ping-pong ball scene in the Australian film The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert would know how the party trick worked.
He said the pink projectile was flying an impressive 7m across the room and looping about 2m high.
Oh my.
Methinks Tim Blair really needs to hold an interview with the woman.
Also, Mr. Skumavc should learn to duck.
Didn’t Hustler or one of the other soft-porn mags hold a contest back in the late 80’s or early 90’s where wimmen competed for distance shooting hot dogs over distance? Seems to me that they even held some “regionals” at a beach resort on the Oregon coast.
12 cm? I see the problem right there!
Just like going to a baseball game – keep your eyes on the damn ball!
Death by Dong. No man should ever face that