Swimmer’s Ear?

That is the only reason I figure that he couldn’t hear the theme music

Judson Newton, missing Bahamas boater, likely found inside shark off “Jaws Beach”

A boater who disappeared off Jaws Beach – on an island where one of the “Jaws” movies was filmed – is likely the person whose remains were found in the belly of a shark, police say.

Authorities used fingerprints to identify Judson Newton, although they are still waiting for DNA test results, Assistant Police Commissioner Hulan Hanna said late Tuesday.

It is unclear if the 43-year-old Newton was alive when he was eaten.

How big was his boat? Maybe he needed a bigger one?

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2 Responses to Swimmer’s Ear?

  1. Kristopher says:

    Baitball harvesting is to blame.

    Large pelagic fish stocks have plummeted because of Russian and Asian trawlers turning baitballs into fish paste in mid ocean.

    So the large sharks have to swim to coastal waters to avoid starvation … and not too successfully.

    Result is large hungry sharks near tourist beaches.

    Someone nation or group of nations other than the UN need to simply unilaterally take over administering high seas fishing resources.

  2. Rivrdog says:

    The seas can feed us all, and the ocean dwelling species as well. We just have to apply some science and restraint to the process.

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