Congrats to David on the new internet interface machine.
But dude,
What you very likely paid for that thing would pay for two quarters of my college tuition.
I do everything you described on an Athlon organized refurbished desktop that I bought 4 years ago for $299.
Enjoy, my man. But next time you go to the Apple store, wear a belt on your pants so they can’t get inside your underwear so fast. And make sure it has your name engraved on the back so there is a chance they’ll remember it.
Better yet, just get the damn Mac/Apple ho-tag and have done with it. You know you wanna.