LMAO!

In Afghanistan, as in many cultures, a manly embrace is a time-honored tradition for warriors before they go off to face death. Thus, many suicide bombers never even make it out of their training camp or safe house, as the pressure from these group hugs triggers the explosives in suicide vests. According to several sources at the United Nations, as many as six would-be suicide bombers died last July after one such embrace in Paktika.

You’d think, after the first few, they’d have figured it out.  “Fazid, you are rigged and ready, now go be a martyr…NO! No hug!, that’s alright, just do an ‘air hug’, maybe a firm handshake?  OK, you go now.”