The Second Soundboard: Excuses, Excuses Edition

Looks like y’all get double the Soundboard today. Check out David’s below. Sorry for not being around the past couple days, but whatever I’ve got is kicking me in the ass pretty hard.

I have a high-pitched ringing in my left ear and a low pitch whir in my right ear. All of my joints seem to have converted to swivels and I have a general feeling of nausea. And then, as though my body seems to think I need punishment for all that fun, I blow chunks or dry heave for multiple consecutive hours, and as a chaser, I get coughing fits that seem as though I’m doubling the diameter of my rib cage with each inhale.

And then I hallucinate.

In which case, this thing I believe to be my keyboard may actually be the Dachshund and my mouse may actually be a glazed donut. But The Wife tells me I’m in the Firebase Blue Command Center, so I’m pretty sure that I actually am communicating with you all.

I’ll be seeing the PCP (Primary Care Physician) today, because this will be a horrible way to die.

What with my “hearing issues”, I have to listen to all music at 11. Alice in Chains Dirt album sounded very nice. So here you go

Sickman – Alice in Chains

Apparently, we had our first “knock all the dead leaves off the trees” Autumn rain/wind storm yesterday (as opposed to the drizzle CA is getting). This seems appropriate.

Rain when I die – Alice in Chains

On the funny side, I answered the phone yesterday and it was the yearly call from the life insurance company asking me if I wanted to hear about some options. The Wife got the phone away from me before I was able to tell them that if they could stay on the line with me for a while that they could hear what happens before they have to pay up.

Enjoy. I can’t.

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One Response to The Second Soundboard: Excuses, Excuses Edition

  1. Kyle says:

    Excuses, excuses vs. “No Excuses”

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