I read the story at the link below and am now blind and in pain. I believe that it is an overload of stupid.
Wait, the spinning is slowing and I…I think my vision is returning. I see an immense monolith. I’m going get a closer look at it. The…the thing’s hollow – it goes on forever – and – oh my God – it’s full of stars.
One in three kids believe Google measures truthiness.
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Phil cannot continue posting at this time as he is currently writhing around on the floor while grabbing his head in pain. He is also screaming something about how those ruddy little bastards don’t deserve to have the world left to them and repeating the phrase “Nuke The All!!!!!1!”.
Posting will continue when his situation improves.