I’ve been let down by “falsies” before, but this is being extreme about it.
A hardline Islamist group in Somalia has begun publicly whipping women for wearing bras that they claim violate Islam as they are ‘deceptive’.
The insurgent group Al Shabaab has sent gunmen into the streets of Mogadishu to round up any women who appear to have a firm bust, residents claimed yesterday.
The women are then inspected to see if the firmness is natural, or if it is the result of wearing a bra.
If they are found wearing a bra, they are ordered to remove it and shake their breasts, residents said.
A decade or so ago I thought that dressing in Arab gear and going around telling folks I was Sheik Yarbootee for Halloween and handing out spankings was funny.
Not only are these guys getting the anatomy wrong, they’re handing out real punishments. Talk about ruining a good time.
We need our military scientists to discover a way to make an AK fire only when a woman is holding it and then airdrop a few million of them into that hole.
I thought it was a mortal sin for women to expose themselves to men who were not blood relatives and act in a sexually aggressive way towards men who were not blood relatives?
After they demonstrate they are or are not wearing bras, and shake their breasts for the should-be-murdered-themselves-perverts, do they have to be stoned to death for exposing themselves and acting sexually aggressive towards these “men”?
A mortal sin for Islamic women, I meant.