You missed calling me a racist yesterday, dude. I want my damn LGF Vendettalanche today, mister! Don’t make me get all “I’m not gonna be ignored, Chaz” Fatal Attraction on ya.
What, do I have to go for “anti-semite” to get noticed?
Ok, here goes…
This is not a Jewish conspiracy
It’s been 89 days since Manuel Zelaya was booted from power. He’s sleeping on chairs, and he claims his throat is sore from toxic gases and “Israeli mercenaries” are torturing him with high-frequency radiation.
“We are being threatened with death,” he said in an interview with The Miami Herald, adding that mercenaries were likely to storm the embassy where he has been holed up since Monday and assassinate him.
THIS is a real Jewish conspiracy
Proud of his religion and worried about its future, Chicago dentist Max Feinberg wrote a will with an unusual catch: His grandchildren wouldn’t inherit a penny if they married someone who wasn’t Jewish.
His decision led to family feuds, lawsuits, counterclaims and, Thursday, a unanimous ruling by the Illinois Supreme Court that Feinberg and his wife were within their rights to disinherit any grandchildren who married outside the faith.
“Equal protection does not require that all children be treated equally … and the free-exercise clause does not require a grandparent to treat grandchildren who reject his religious beliefs and customs in the same manner as he treats those who conform to his traditions,” Justice Rita Garman wrote in a ruling that overturned decisions by two lower courts.
One disinherited granddaughter had argued it was improper for a will to set up conditions that promote religious intolerance in people’s marriage decisions or encouraged couples to divorce.
Those damn Joooos!