So I was just out with the dogs as they completed their usual morning bladder relief sessions when I was treated to a cacophony of morning sounds.
Seeing as how we’ve been having a spell of hot & muggy days and people’s windows are open, I got to hear three different alarm clocks within five minutes of each other (as well as one “Shaddup!” slam!).
Shortly after these folks all step out to begin their commutes, I’ll be firing up the grill and cooking up brats.
It’s the least I can do to torture them.
Of course, I’ll be where they are in 14 hours, so I shouldn’t get too cocky.