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Then come work for us at the Internal Revenue Service!

President Barack Obama plans changes to tax policy certain to be unpopular with corporations with international divisions and individuals who use tax havens.

Obama’s two-part plan, which he is slated to unveil at the White House today, also calls for 800 new federal tax agents to enforce the system.

The president’s proposal would eliminate some tax deductions for companies that earn profits in countries with low tax rates, as well as consider U.S. citizens who use tax havens in the Bahamas or Cayman Islands guilty of violating U.S. tax laws. If Obama wins congressional approval for the changes – and he faces a challenge on Capitol Hill – it could deliver $210 billion in tax revenue over the next decade.

I seriously hope that the large number of backorders at the firearm factories means that when the Obama Administration does a Clinton and spends $1.2 million dollars to arm it’s agents with “Customer Service Shotguns”, that they get told to wait just like me.

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