And so it was written

Nick M. at Counting Cats brings us the news of a new addition to the New Testament.

Reuters: Breaking News – Alexandria, Egypt, January 20th, 1-30 AM UTC…

An international team of Biblical Scholars have just released part of what would appear to be a hitherto unknown book of the New Testament. The papyrus fragments written in a mixture of Koine Greek and Aramaic were discovered by an Egyptian farmer nearly three weeks ago in a crater produced by a Qassam rocket which veered off course and landed in his field near Nag Hamadi. Upon investigating the crater he found a shattered pottery vessel containing part of a scroll which was subsequently deciphered and translated by a team of experts from Egypt, Britain, the USA, France and Germany. The find is being hailed as the greatest in Biblical philology for decades and research into it is expected to last for four or maybe eight years.

You need to go read the translation..

I mean you really, really need to go read this.

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One Response to And so it was written

  1. Sulaco2 says:

    Some what funny, but what is not funny is the “Blue Book” of BarryHussanO sayings, speachs and “wisdom’ being sold by some company. The flyer says to the effect that having one is an “unoffical” requirement for all citizens and to carry one at all times. I did not laugh.

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