Please do remember

Who these people will be voting for in eight days.

Fish should be renamed “sea kittens” to boost public concern for their welfare, according to animal rights campaigners.

Sea kitten and chips, filet-o-sea kitten and sea kitten fingers would replace fishier dish names on restaurant menus, under proposals from the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals.
“If everyone started calling fish ‘sea kittens,’ they’d be a lot less likely to violently kill them for food, painfully hook them for ‘sport,’ or cruelly confine them to aquariums,” a spokeswoman said.

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The campaign, which is aimed primarily at children, includes a series of sea kitten bedtime stories, and computer software that allows young people to design their own sea kittens.

Mayhaps I should rename my ass a “flower” in the hopes that PeTA weirdos would be a lot more likely to sniff it?

Shrunken brains indeed.

Found at the Counting Cats in Zanzibar blog

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5 Responses to Please do remember

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  2. Tony says:

    I kind of like Sea Kittens.

    “Damn! This battered kitten was GOOD!”

  3. emdfl says:

    More people would be eating kittens, moron.

  4. Mollbot says:

    OM NOM NOM NOM KITTENS!

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