Under the Obamessiah we’ll have The Bill of Lefts
#1: Thou shall be secure in the faith that government will take care of you. Everything is free as long as you didn’t work for it. So you are best off not working at all or as little as possible.
#11: When your position can’t be substantiated by logic or facts, divert the issue to another topic that defames or attacks your opposition’s credibility. It is good if there is little justification to do so, and even better if your spin is full of falsehoods and logical gaps. If you are guilty of something, defend yourself by saying your opponent is guilty of the same crime, even if it there is no truth in the accusation.
And there are 12 more where those came from.