Proof

That The Wife may be stranger than I am.

While flipping through the upper channels of the cable box, she happened upon the 2004 remake of Dawn of the Dead. It was about 5 minutes in, where the husband has just been zombified after being bitten by their daughter and he is now focusing his zombie attention on the wife, who is trying to escape out the bathroom window.

The Wife asks: “Would you kill me if I were a zombie?”

I reply: “Hell yes!”

She replies, in full seriousness: “Aww, that’s so sweet.”

I only swore “Until death do us part.” She’s undead, that counts.