Ok. Fine. Got it.
The most brutal list of the most brutal Metal bands, as compiled by me.
Wow, this is harder than it looks. Dude here made it look easy because he put hair bands in the mix.
I’m not going to make any explanations (except for one), because Metal doesn’t need explanations. If you don’t like my order, make your own.
If I forgot to include your favorite band on the list, 1. They probably aren’t worthy, and 2. You have now learned why you need to stop by RNS on the weekends.
1) Black Sabbath
2) Motorhead
3) Iron Maiden
4) Judas Priest
5) Slayer
6) Krokus
7) Metallica
8) Megadeth
9) Anthrax
10) Corrosion of Conformity
11) Sepultura
12) KMFDM
13) Testament
14) Carcass
15) Death
16) Dark Angel
17) Voivod
18) Pantera
19) Celtic Frost
20) Mercyful Fate
21) Strapping Young Lad
22) Fear Factory
23) Rammstein
24) Dio (he giveth us the horns, \m/ )
25) Spinal Tap
26) Dethklok
This list is so Metal, it has 26 bands on it. Because Metal can’t count, hence the odd time signatures.