It’s an odd reference

But an honest one.

After a long Saturday morning and bringing another one of these home, I can now be called Phil “Three Safes” Jackson.

It’s like the damn things are breeding in my home.

For those not getting the reference (here), get your own safes program, you fairy.

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4 Responses to It’s an odd reference

  1. WinMag says:

    Know what you mean. I’m a couple of purchases away from my third safe.

  2. Robb Allen says:

    Same here. Three more sheds safes and I’ll have three as well.

    I need one. Just can’t afford a nice one right now and I don’t want some aluminum POS from K-Mart.

  3. Rivrdog says:

    Robb, the ones sold at Bi-Mart (I haven’t looked at any in K-Mart, hardly ever go there) are Steel, well made, and would stand a modest assault by a burglar. If you shoehorn them into a small closet, bolting them through the closet walls and floor, especially bolting several together, they have 90% the anti-theft effectiveness of a safe.

    Consider also converting an entire closet into a “safe room” with the installation of a roll-up steel door. Costing less than half of the cost of a good safe, this expedient makes it hard on the burglars, and gives them pause to wonder if they should really even try, since they can’t know what’s behind the roll-up door (unless the closet is in the back of an otherwise-obvious arms room with reloading gear, etc).

  4. Robb Allen says:

    Bi-Mart? Never heard of them. Website is dead as Hillary’s chances at the White House.

    The thing is the Mrs. wants a fire safe as well. We do have kids, so all the firearms that are not for immediate use are padlocked so they at least cannot be operated. A basic, crappy safe would do fine against burglars. But once I buy a safe, that’ll be it, and I want to sell my wife on a nice, fireproof sucker that would withstand a nuclear blast and possibly being sat upon by Rosie O’Donnel.

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