So the Guv’ner of New York was paying for some Jersey pooter. I guess the value of the dollar has dropped if Jersey girls are charging over $1000 an hour.
But big whup. I’m more interested in his laundering of cash and an hopeful I’ll be able to watch a blind man sign the state’s budget. Personally, I’d think you’d have to be blind so as not to cry during the process.
But either way, these are for the soon to be “Mister Spitzer”. Because there is no one who can bring the “queenie-snark” like Morrissey.
And below the fold I’ll let you all in on the secret as to why his wife would stand by him during his last couple press conferences.
Spitzer liked putting his one-eyed wonderweasle in “an uncomfortable place†and his wife was thankful for, and quite possibly even suggested, his going out for that type of thing because she didn’t want to have to give it up and/or was tired of the irritable bowel syndrome.
You can’t spend $80K on hoo-ers without your wife knowing, I don’t care if you’re Bill Gates. She knew. Paris Hilton is an insanely rich idiot, but if she ever finds someone who wants to marry a skank and that guy spends that much bank on outside poonanie, she’d know about it before he hit $40K.
But that is just my opinion. And also the reason for this Edition of this Soundboard.