Sent by The Mom
Two French businessmen in London were sitting down for a break in their soon-to be new store. As yet, the store wasn’t ready, with only a few shelves set up.
One said to the other, ‘I bet any minute now some thick tourist is going to walk by, put his face to the window and ask what we’re selling.’
No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious Brit walked to the window, had a peek, and in a Yorkshire accent asked ‘What are you selling here ?
One of the men replied sarcastically, ‘We’re selling arse-holes.’
Without skipping a beat, the Brit said, ‘You are doing well … Only two left!’
Even a few decades of Sarkozy won’t take that reputation away from the French.