Sorry, But No

Headline in the Seattle Times

US dementia rates on the decline

I’m just not seeing it. In fact, I’m seeing the opposite everywhere

Even blowing his nose, Obama gets applause

It’s probably safe to say that you have arrived as a politician when your audience applauds when you blow your nose.

Yes, just a day before a debate in Texas, Sen. Barack Obama has a head cold.

And about a half-hour into a speech here, the Illinois Democrat announced that he had to take a quick break. “Gotta blow my nose here for a second,” Obama said.

Out came a Kleenex (or perhaps it was a hankie), and he wiped his nose.

The near-capacity audience at the Reunion Arena, which his campaign said totaled 17,000, broke out in a slightly awkward applause.

I’m gonna go pull a deuce. Please, no airhorns when I get back, mmm-kay. And the first ass who shouts “Defense!!” will be ejected.

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