I missed this over the weekend

So I thought you might have too.

Mary Mitchell has a way to stop psychopathic mass murderers:

Coronate Barack Obama immediately!

If you’re wondering why Sen. Barack Obama’s message of hope has resonated with so many voters across the country, consider the shooting rampage at Northern Illinois University.

Despite a decade of school shootings, we are never prepared for the horror of someone opening fire on innocent people, then taking his or her own life.

Like many of you, I watched the televised reports on the violence feeling completely helpless, and wondering how such a horrible thing could have happened in a place where people should feel safe.

The only reason I can think of is that too many people have lost hope.

I couldn’t be that he stopped taking his meds (a fact that was across the newswires nationwide two days before she penned her screed)? Or that he was a self-mutilating sadist who also battered and abused his own parents to the point where they refused to let him live in their house?

No, he just lost hope.

I seriously hope that my mind is never so open that my brain falls out and I start thinking like Mary Mitchell.

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2 Responses to I missed this over the weekend

  1. David says:

    See, even you have hope. Therefore, you’re not a psychopathic mass murderer.

  2. Nolan says:

    Wow. Just wow.

    I like how she is amazed that someone could get their hands on four weapons… including a *gasp* shotgun!

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