Been saving this link

Until I had some time to make up a picture for it

Legendary Nessie hunter Robert Rines is giving up his search for the monster after 37 years.

The 85-year-old American will make one last trip in a bid to find the elusive beast.

After almost four decades of fruitless expeditions, he admitted: “Unfortunately, I’m running out of age.”

World War II veteran Robert has devoted almost half his life to scouring Loch Ness.

Despite having hundreds of sonar contacts over the years, the trail has since gone cold and Rines believes that Nessie may be dead, a victim of global warming.

Finally. Extinction.

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Thanks to Jack M. at the AoSHQ for the idea.

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One Response to Been saving this link

  1. DFWMTX says:

    I guess the Loch Ness Tourism Council we need to come up with new ideas to get more money from traveling cryptozoologists. Either that or it’s time to Photoshop a new Nessie picture.

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